the undisputed master of the universe………………

Morning all

Well on friday night I settled down on my favourite seat, the couch with my six pack for a nice relaxing evening. Suddenly my two daughters, disguised as ninja chicks appear and grab my six pack and run away and hide it…………can you imagine this happening to you?…………………the horror of all horrors.

Clearly the girls are teazing me and a game is in order .But little do they know that there is a single solitary beer remaining in the fridge which I quickly retrieve. Now before I can even open this single solitary beer I am once again violently assulted as they attempt to remove this prize possesion.The game develops quickly from here as this is now a matter of honour,This beer now becomes the single solitary remaining beer in the universe,a strategic resource par excellence, and the possesor thereof is the undoubted,undisputed master of the universe.

So the mighty battle of the universe proceeds on the couch of all known knowledge.The violent ninja chicks give it their best shot and I am hard pressed and almost loose the prize, Fortunatly I have the larger ninja chick in a lock around her waist by means of my legs and the other is firmly held by her blonde ponytail so they dont get far. Pandaman now joins the fray.I have no idea whos side he is on, niether does he but he goes for it with his usual over enthusiastic boisterousness .At some stage I have to call a halt to proceeding as panda is so powerful and so excited that it becomes dangerous. I have been bashed in the face with his super hard head before and it is not pleasant. He of course does not feel a thing.

The game now morphes and I become the the universal zombie and chase the ninja girl flavoured pizzas around the garden trying to eat them. Panda can join in on this without injuring anyone.Lots of grunting,groaning,squealing and screeching follows and the girls end up hiding in the bushes somewhere in the garden so I retire to the couch to drink my beloved beer.

Now you will never guess what happens now………………..go on guess……………yes the damn ninja chicks attack me again and the second battle of the universe begins. Lots of noise, until finally the mistress of the realm beyond the universe ,aka fatty,emerges from the bedroom, where she has been reading, all angry and pissed off and instructs us to stop as we are too noisy,boisterous and someone is gonna get hurt………………………. ??????????????

Now that is clearly the end of the battle as no one in their right mind will argue with the mistress and bring down the most fearfull wrath apon themselves.I am quite relieved as im now tired and finally get to drink my beer which is still in my possesion. This of course make me the undisputed, undefeated master of the universe………obviously.

Much pleading and the girls eventually return my six pack and i am contented,These are the moment that make being a dad awesome.

Now where the hell did i put my tobacco?……………..the girls ran away giggling………

Have a great day all

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weekend theme…..the decision

Howdy all

 

 

Should I Stay Or Shoud I Go 

Darling you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?
If you say that you are mine
I’ll be here ’til the end of time
So you got to let me know
Should I stay or should I go?

It’s always tease tease tease
You’re happy when I’m on my knees
One day is fine and next is black
So if you want me off your back
Well come on and let me know
Should I Stay or should I go?

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
An’ if I stay it will be double
So come on and let me know

This indecision’s bugging me
If you don’t want me, set me free
Exactly who’m I’m supposed to be
Don’t you know which clothes even fit me?
Come on and let me know
Should I cool it or should I blow?

Should I stay or should I go now?
Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
So you gotta let me know
Should I cool it or should I blow?

Should I stay or should I go now?
If I go there will be trouble
And if I stay it will be double
So you gotta let me know
Should I stay or should I go?………………………………….THE CLASH

 

Have a great weekend all

blaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh………………….

Morning all

 

Im really tired today as fatties dad arrived from botswana at about 1 oclock this morning blowing his damn hooter at the gate. Silly old bugger,he was only supposed to arrive today, but he deciedes to drive through the night and wake us all up in the middle of the night.Without bothering to inform us of course.

 

needless to say i was not impressed.

 

When we eventually got back to bed i just could not go back to sleep.

Its a long day

And ive gotta go home and listen to his endless natter about each and every possible nitty little bitty aspect of fucking motor cars………………….zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

inlaws and bloody outlaws…….the world would be blessed without em

 

Such is life i guess

 

Have a great day all

mickle pickle….mickey mouse……mickle monster…….my grandaughter

I really like this picture .She was so engrossed in whatever she was doing that she had no idea i was there.

i like this one too.She had just finished washing her hair in the dogs water bowl and it was a picture of instant and fleeting oppertunity.Although it is out of focus i love the atmosphere and its a great picture as far as im concerned.

if you stand back from your computer it appears less out of focus and you will see what i mean…

and just some other randoms

enjoy all

PUSSIES ONCE AGAIN……………..

Yes ill admit i deliberatly mislead you with the title of this post with the intention of sucking you in and showing you something you dont really want to see….but i cant help it your a pervert………………..

Greatgod the highway man has lured you down a dark alley and you have been shanghaid……………

But id not worry about it as the media does this to me on a daily basis.

this is savvy the caffeine freak……..

Handsome beast dont you think?

Have a great day all