Last night i was laying in bed reading and the girls were watching the voice in the lounge, The beautiful one comes in and informs me that justin bieber was on, Now i was not very impressed by this so i asked her if he had grown any boobs yet. She replied that he had not but that he did indeed have on golden boots.
Now this i had to see so i got out of bed and went to watch. There was ole justin looking all sort of grown up like, all be it in a kind of spoilt brat pathetic teenager kind of sense (hey we were all there once). He was singing this song that went along the lines of “if i was your girlfriend id have big tits and gloden boots”…well thats what i heard in anycase and there he was prancing around attempting to look like micheal jackson , he even did the whole play with his willy thing which i thought was excellent. Its quite ironical as im not really sure if he actually has a willy but come to think of it im not convinced that micheal did either..
Well this morning im a little concerned about my mental wellbeing and the girls have already ragged me about the fact that i actually got out of bed to watch justin beiber…..now that is what you call pop star power people.
anyone know where i can get a pair of golden boots?
ROCK ON BIEBER
DISCLAIMER: this post is posted in the tongue in cheek format and all comments about being gay will be considered to be in the same format.
Have a great day all